WordPress glitched badly today, and went into a duplication doom loop that blew up my “27 Things” page into a more than one million word monster, so I just took it down. So from now on, if I feel like making a list of 27 things, I’ll just do it as an occasional post, like a “Meanwhile” segment, or an “In other news….” thing.
So, Because 27 was Mike’s favorite number, and because I like lists, and because of acetaminophen (a little late to the party there, but what the hell) here’s a list of 27 words I’d like to see Trump try to pronounce:
- megalomaniacal
- narcissistic
- sociopathic
- mendacious
- bloviator
- illiteracy
- contumelious
- resyllabification
- superannuated
- analphabetic
- vacuous
- cretinous
- bacteriophage
- eschatological
- cerebrovascular
- encephalopathy
- gasosaurus
- parasitological
- malevolence
- malodorous
- malapropism
- mendaciousness
- valetudinarian
- imbecilic
- licentious
- circumlocution
- deleterious
Bonus points if he can use the word correctly in a sentence. Until then (or until pigs fly over a frozen hell), I remain,
your itching-to-unleash-multi-syllabic-words-on-uncomprehending-politicians-while-wearing-an-inflatable-frog-costume,
Ridiculouswoman
p.s. – you are welcome to nominate more words in the comments! Or to correct my spelling if I screwed it up!
Love it❣️
Thanks, Judi!
Great article. Save the Frogs.
Thanks, Earl!
He will never be able to say those words because they have never been part of his vocabulary. And I doubt very much if he would be able to pass a required elementary reading test in order to proceed to the next grade level. And what about our congress? Neither they or the person in the oval office would be able to pass a Civics exam either. And then there’s members of the cabinet and the so called supreme court, all of which have sold their souls to the highest bidders.
Thank goodness, yesterday, millions turned out in support for America!!