As I was leaving total body fitness class a few days ago, I was greeted with the above pictured troop of frozen golf carts.

(Or “gowf carts,” as those who play this spectacularly dull sport usually say it – especially the TV commentators. Mike used to watch “gowf” on TV – which, for me, is somewhere between watching paint dry and sticking knitting needles in my eyes. Suffice it to say, I was always able to find myself something else to do until the “gowf” was over, which often was somewhere between six and ten hours in).

So the sight of frozen “gowf” carts?

Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, HA!

Just sayin’

Preferring brisk walks not involving attempts “to place a small ball in a smaller hole with weapons ill-designed for that purpose,” (Churchill),

I remain,

Your loyal, non-conforming because non-gowfer, but hoping the fitness class can get me skiing again someday,


7 thoughts on “Gowf

  1. Great post – I feel exactly the same way about gowf!

    Did you see they actually did a Pay-Per-View golf event a couple weeks ago with Tiger Woods versus the other guy? I can’t be bothered to remember his name because whoooo cares.

    Can you imagine PAYING to watch golf on television?? They should pay ME to watch it!


    1. Right? Or paying to go stand by one of 18 holes all day just to watch players hitvthe ball once? As for that pay per view, I think I read that they had to reimburse everyone who paid, because they streamed it for free! Oh, hahahahahaHA!😂

      On Fri, Nov 30, 2018, 2:05 PM ridiculouswoman.com

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      1. So true! But hey, I thought to live in Florida you had to pass some kind of gowf entrance exam. They must have granted youa waiver because youvare vastly, epicly more entertaining than gowf could ever be!

        On Fri, Nov 30, 2018, 2:09 PM ridiculouswoman.com

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      2. You’re too kind! I was born here, so they had no choice but to let me stay! The only golf I play is of the nighttime mini-golf variety, and that’s only because they sell beer there and will deliver it right to the hole where you’re playing.

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  2. Oh this made me laugh out loud!!! Yes!!! ! I feel the same way about watching those Purina Dog Shows. “Look at the shine in Prancer’s coat, absolutely radiant!” (Yawn) “Such precision in his stride.” (Zzzzzzz).

    But gowf has to top the list for sure. Hands down. Someone hand me a glass of hemlock already.


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