Dinah Shore was twenty years older than Burt Reynolds, and they had a hot romance.
Made me hopeful.
Until I looked in the mirror right after a shower.
- Even if you have a magic mirror, NEVER, EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR WHEN YOUR HAIR IS WET. Trust me, just don’t.
- Do your face before you put the stuff that makes your curly hair curlier all over your hands, to work in to your wet hair. See original rules, “manage hair wherever it occurs. (emphasis added.”) Just sayin’.
Pleased that cooler weather has arrived, permitting the use of a hair dryer in an un-airconditioned environment, I remain,
Your loyal, devoted, disheveled,